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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-26 at 05:48

Artificial Trumping Machine

No intelligence required.

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-26 at 05:32

Watching a 2011 Jason Statham movie and wondering when it will start to seem dated.

This is a very murrdery and compromised Jason Statham.

The mechanic.

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-26 at 03:35

Schopenhauer would be a forum troll popping up to tell people that they aren't as rational as they thought they were.

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-26 at 03:32

I have been liking this breakbeat remix of Prodigy's Out of Space (itself a remix of Max Romeo's Chase The Devil)

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr1qQmSPcnY&si=836uZkaagR11NdP3

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-26 at 03:28

Derrida would have 3 or 4 tumblr accounts.

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-26 at 03:27

I have always thought that Nietzsche in particular would be a god tier shitposter.

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-26 at 03:22

As your DJ I am prescribing Big Filthy Beats to make your booty move.

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-26 at 01:25

Americans as a rule do not get

as much practice acting

in solidarity with each other

much less anyone else,

as they should.

Identifying as the whole problem

is shorthand for taking direct action

against systems of genocide and oppression.

It covers acts of sabotage yes; but it also covers the act of replacing government services that fascist systems have suborned or abandoned.

Do not neglect the martial arts now that war is upon us; but remember that the side of liberation is about more than war.

It's about creating a better world for everyone.

The legitimate government is the one that feeds, houses and cares for it's citizens and does not traumatize them for the thrills of a sadistic minority.

A legitimate government prevents hoarding and allocates resources for collective survival.

A legitimate government allows you to identify as yourself and does not allow anyone to use that identity against you.

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-25 at 08:22

They're trying to create a literal gender police.

Under the pretense of defending women.

At the same time as they are boxing women into biologically essentialist roles.

I wish these weirdos would just let people be themselves; but now that they've stolen actual power. We're going to have to burn them out root and branch.

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-25 at 07:31

We're only a couple of weeks away from the teen girls with knife drones segment right?

The bit where they try to censor the kill video and streisand it instead?

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-25 at 04:48

So a 21 year old woman shot a border guard in Vermont.

The public reaction will be telling.

The decedent was a border guard in Texas for 9 years, so not exactly sympathetic.

https://apnews.com/article/vermont-border-patrol-shooting-what-to-know-9e47fcaebcd0021930e1ea1eedb1c335

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-24 at 23:55

I should mention that Felinity International was a running joke for several years prompted by the complaints of my much missed tortoise shell cat.

"Call Felinity International my rights to free travel are being restricted." - I wouldn't let her out the door.

"Please tell Felinity International that they torture cats with cuddles." - I picked her up and cradled her for 1.4 seconds longer than she wished for.

"They starve cats for entertainment in this household; I haven't been fed for three hours at least, Felinity International must know."

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-24 at 23:01

Joke non-profits/NGOs I have made up over the years:

Orthorexia United - "Eat right, or else."

Felinity International - "Advocating for feline rights and opposing unjust feeding schedules and locked doors."

Incelebration - "Finding joy by yourself"

International Order of Numismatic Assassins - "Stamping out evil."

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-24 at 17:54

I will note that Jeff Bezos has gone to space but Elon is too scared of his own rockets to take that step.

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-24 at 17:02

Workshopping a phrase

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-24 at 15:22

It's 7am and I am laying in bed cuddling a cat.

I am also grievously angry about weather forecasting and fisheries management.

The first part is awesome, my handsome fluffy boy is purring.

The second part is not, the destruction of NOAA is a crime and debasement of epic proportions.

You use the products of NOAA's work daily whether you realize it or not. It has likely saved your life once or twice if you spend time outside.

And yet, it is on the way to being privatized. The tyrant hates it because of the inconvenient truths it documents.

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-24 at 09:55

Wordle through https://jon-e.net/wordle.html

thanks @sunumbral

Wordle 1315 3/6

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-24 at 09:13

/me glances meaningfully at the nuclear missile that was placed on the mantelpiece in the previous act.

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-24 at 07:21

I'll be honest; I kind of miss Jorts the cat.

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-24 at 04:40

The real gulf of America is the one between the rich and the poor.

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