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Written by Ben Berry on 2024-12-10 at 00:33

simple strategy for dealing with jet lag:

1. go to bed late, to force yourself to wake up late

2. wake up early anyway

3. repeat a couple times

4. without setting an alarm, lie down for a "quick" nap

5. wake up 4 hours later in a cold sweat

Congratulations! Time no longer has meaning, so you can't technically be jet lagged

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Written by Ben Berry on 2024-12-10 at 00:34

Please note: step 4 requires a series of bizarre dreams. They've been omitted from the core strategy instructions because they're out of your control.

Trust the process.

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Written by Fancy Sandwiches on 2024-12-10 at 03:25

@bengerman seems foolproof

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