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Written by Max on 2025-01-22 at 16:55

This is a good theory: https://www.tumblr.com/keplerspacecraftofficial/773152487165313024/this-is-my-personal-severance-theory

(Dylan’s innie in S1 said one day “My delts are embarrassingly good today. My outie does muscle shows for sure.” Theory on Tumblr points out deltoid muscles are important for say tossing your young child in the air. 😿😻)

cc: @Taweret

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Written by Max on 2025-01-22 at 02:17

Naming things intentionally silly just to see the comedy Copilot suggestions for what the thing could be 😹

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Written by Max on 2025-01-19 at 21:49

uspol, Morrowind

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Written by Max on 2025-01-19 at 20:39

I did mention that there is a lot of salad too. I can pretend there’s some attempt at healthiness, too

Still though, someone else should probably be in charge at this point. Or at least I need a scapegoat to blame this choice on. You think anyone will believe me if I say the order was placed by one of the plush dolphins that room with me?

(I know, I know, they rarely eat because they are always stuffed. I will not apologize for that pun.)

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Written by Max on 2025-01-19 at 20:32

Should I be trusted as an adult to live alone and make these sorts of decisions? Probably not, this is the logic of a 12-year old kid with a blank check and lazy demeanor: might not get out of the house this week, so let’s buy coffee and ALL of the pizza and that’s probably enough to survive, right?

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Written by Max on 2025-01-19 at 20:32

For lunch I bought a catering meal that feeds 8-10 people because I have almost no food and the weather is calling for more ice/snow storms tonight and everybody is acting like the rioting and looting starts Monday. So at least now I’ve got almost a week’s worth of pizza and salad in my fridge. Is it the healthiest plan? No. Should I have made a real grocery trip? Probably. If the world is ending does it matter? I’ve got pizza, comfort food at least

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Written by Max on 2025-01-18 at 06:52

“A new quarter. A fresh start.”

😹😿😿🙀

Even on the severed floor the unit of time is the shareholder quarter 😿

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Written by Max on 2025-01-18 at 06:11

A clear sign of living in a strange neighborhood when you walk into the local late night by the slice pizzeria after a long night of whiskey tasting to find even the chicken pizza is drunk on whiskey tonight.

“We’ve currently got sausage, pepperoni, and bourbon chicken sriracha.”

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Written by Max on 2025-01-17 at 05:23

Why did Apple invent the new “Apple Intelligence” brand instead of reusing/repurposing/recycling the old “Genius” brand (like “iTunes Genius” music matching/recs)? Do people associate it too much now with “Genius Bar” and human help?

Or the Siri brand? Because that brand is too worn? Or because they don’t have confidence in the new stuff and feel a need to keep the Siri untainted if the new stuff pulls a Tay?

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Written by Max on 2025-01-15 at 02:35

At Attin is such a great Star Wars planet. Best new one in years, have down. Star Wars needed an 80s Suburb Planet

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Written by Max on 2025-01-14 at 02:33

Starting a new consultancy. Our brand is “What if Masterpiece Theater was about Code Review?” You probably can’t afford us.

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Written by Max on 2025-01-14 at 01:47

I suppose it’s a startup idea, at least. Work for myself, put on airs of drunken superiority, yell at GitHub Copilot for being a cheeky dullard for a while… just need a product, I guess.

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Written by Max on 2025-01-14 at 01:47

Reclined at my main PC, working with my dumb Junior Developer intern named GitHub Copilot (Free), on a hobby project with cool shit going on, while sipping Scotch from a glencairn glass.

Is this decadent and depraved software development? It’s so very bougie. Is this the step I’m missing on my career ladder? Where’s the job where I can buy an over-plush chair and just PR code all work day with a Scotch or Bourbon in hand and a sense of being a rich bastard?

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Written by Max on 2025-01-09 at 01:44

I like how Slow Horses S4 (even more than the series as a whole) is the clear flipside of why The Prisoner’s solution was imagined (and probably would be a good idea in the real world if it could exist outside of fairy tale logic)

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Written by Max on 2025-01-07 at 23:44

I did not expect to like Slow Horses half as much as I did. Last night I did that thing of “I’ll just watch the first one” to finishing the whole first season in a single sitting

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Written by Max on 2025-01-06 at 14:29

I don’t think I can put this third degree on my resume any time soon, but I felt proud in that moment that my lifetime learning across many years of stress dreams had achieved more than I had thought. Congratulations to me 🎉

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Written by Max on 2025-01-06 at 14:29

Last night some Professor of a class I was taking announced he was in 17 plays this semester and couldn’t teach the class anymore so passed around a form to sign to drop the class. I was just taking it as a silly elective so that was fine. Got me thinking how many credits I was from my next degree, tho. After all the line standing and some hoops and fights over my GPA found out that not only had I earned a (Dream) Associates, I was going to be awarded a (Dream) BS of Arts.

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Written by Max on 2025-01-01 at 06:58

I like how “Siri” suggests I should temporarily disable my morning alarm because tomorrow is a holiday. I don’t like how tapping the suggestion leads to the settings to permanently changing the alarm. Sure, maybe “Siri” would remind me tomorrow to set it back, but it’s easier just to yell at “Siri” tomorrow for waking me tomorrow too early than risk waking too late on Thursday.

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Written by Max on 2024-12-29 at 05:18

Me: Yes, which is exactly what high priced clinics are selling to rich women today. Though it isn’t without trade-offs and insurance won’t pay for it.

B: It’s not just a thing that’s easy to buy in the pharmacy?

Me: Transwomen wish; it would make many of their lives a lot easier.

B: 😮💡

B: Maybe those those things are more connected than I thought and we aren’t talking enough about them.

Maybe that conversation made a small difference. I don’t know

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Written by Max on 2024-12-29 at 05:18

Bartender: I wish instead of genderfluid or whatever topics, schools better prepared kids for old age issues.

Me: Those two things are more interconnected than you think. For instance, did you know that menopause is the withdrawal symptoms to estrogen and that what ‘natural’ women face, transwomen face every time someone threatens their access to estrogen?

B: So then women could just dose Estrogen longer to avoid some of the symptoms?

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