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Written by Max on 2025-01-19 at 20:32

For lunch I bought a catering meal that feeds 8-10 people because I have almost no food and the weather is calling for more ice/snow storms tonight and everybody is acting like the rioting and looting starts Monday. So at least now I’ve got almost a week’s worth of pizza and salad in my fridge. Is it the healthiest plan? No. Should I have made a real grocery trip? Probably. If the world is ending does it matter? I’ve got pizza, comfort food at least

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Written by Max on 2025-01-19 at 20:32

Should I be trusted as an adult to live alone and make these sorts of decisions? Probably not, this is the logic of a 12-year old kid with a blank check and lazy demeanor: might not get out of the house this week, so let’s buy coffee and ALL of the pizza and that’s probably enough to survive, right?

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Written by Max on 2025-01-19 at 20:39

I did mention that there is a lot of salad too. I can pretend there’s some attempt at healthiness, too

Still though, someone else should probably be in charge at this point. Or at least I need a scapegoat to blame this choice on. You think anyone will believe me if I say the order was placed by one of the plush dolphins that room with me?

(I know, I know, they rarely eat because they are always stuffed. I will not apologize for that pun.)

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