Skraaaarp
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It should be illegal that it's 9:00 PM already
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STOP HAVING FUN!!! STOP HAVING FUN!! NO FUN ALLOWED!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PERPETUALLY MISERABLE TO BE ALLOWED ON SOCIAL MEDIA!!
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The level of optimization in modern Super Mario Bros. speedrunning is crazy
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Flashbacks to people whining about Fedi instances fetching link previews causing their blogs to go down because the traffic was… 0.5–1 requests a second sustained for 60–120 seconds
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Virgin startup bragging about Scaling™ their basically fully static website and serving 500,000 requests a month (0.1 req/s) for only $1,000/mo on AWS, vs. the chad static website serving 100 req/s on a salvaged netbook that costs 50¢/mo in electricity to run
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If I got a full-frame DSLR and changed my one APS-C only lens for a vaguely similar full-frame one, then I could really consolidate my camera equipment to the DSLR, my Nikon N80, and the same set of lenses for both… (not that I'd get rid of any of my existing film cameras or anything, and as if I can afford $2000+ for a decent full-frame DSLR without losing features I rely on)
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The only person with more than 1,000 followers that should be allowed on Fedi is me
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Wish 4 Flappppppppppppppp
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Have you hugged a hawk recently?
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I like that despite the end goal of Dwarf Fortress is it being a fully accurate simulation of life (like Synecdoche, New York or XKCD 505), Tarn Adams has said “sitting down with a fresh DF world would be like sitting down to read a middling fantasy author you haven't read before” (emphasis mine)
Imagine if AI bros had the insight to say that despite monumental effort the results are at best going to be no better than what's made by a mediocre person
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It is so stupid that JPEG XL and WebP both have lossless modes and yet, AFAICT, it is literally impossible to determine if a file is lossless without downloading a command line tool and digging through all the metadata it spews (like, even image editors don't seem to bother including that in their listed metadata). And it is impossible to configure (or even determine) which mode pretty much any encoder other than dedicated image editors and command line tools are using.
I can sorta get why they put them in the same format, so you can have mixed lossless and lossy channels within one image; but seems like they're actively making the most common usecase (fully lossy or fully lossless) much worse for everyone for the sake of a feature that'll be used by a handful of people at most (can't even think of a use-case really)
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Get stick bugged lol
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Giant_Stick_Insect_(Phobaeticus_serratipes)on_Sylvain(8727651923).jpg
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I'm glad Wikipedia has allowed me to experience this masterpiece of broadcasting
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Tragic: Motart P. Piano dead after attempting a flip over a mine during his piano concert
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Small brain: “Macs aren't PCs”
Big brain: “Macs are PCs (since they are both personal computers)”
Galaxy brain: “Macs aren't PCs (because they aren't directly descended from the original IBM PC like modern PCs still are)”
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People claim to want to improve the gaming industry, and yet Gamers complain and constantly joke about Silksong being delayed until it's actually complete, but never care when everyone is forced to work 120 hour weeks in the months leading up to launch and the game is released so broken that it's literally unplayable until a day one patch, and remains extremely buggy and with missing features for six+ months
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I don't know if I've ever seen an R-rated trailer with the “red-band” MPAA title card in the theater before . Even for hard R-rated movies they usually edit the trailer down to get the friendly green card when in theaters
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Should I post the image that's 1 pixel wide and the maximum number of pixels Mastodon will allow tall again that is agonizing to scroll past in some software
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“You look like a mildly respected alderman from a moderately-sized American city”
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