There's a lot of people on fedi who have made some really huge important software, you're rolling the dice here with this being your response to people
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Eventually he is going to say "oh yeah what have you done?" to someone who has made something far bigger and more successful and it's going to be very funny
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Like what do we know he's announced/made?
Pixelfed
Loops
FediDB
Sup
Groups
Pubkit
Collect
Later
Are there more?? Please say that's all of them
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I tried to list projects he's announced to a friend this morning and then quickly learned there were even more I didn't know about
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You had 100k users a year ago
You needed a mod team way before now and never gave a shit
If you aren't getting reports from 200k+ users, it doesn't mean everyone's being nice, it means something is wrong with reporting (either technically or socially) and it means stuff is falling through the cracks
Cohost stopped getting a lot of reports, but things were NOT fine.
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Like a month of this Sailor Moon joke hotline could probably cover all the vet bills I'm about to face this month
And this didn't concern you at all because these bills concern me
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Do you know how hard I had to fight to not start laughing
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Overheard on the phone at the vets office:
".......yes that's a normal part of his penis................yes he probably just got a little riled........okay you have a good day bye"
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The way some tech people look at money breaks my fucking brain. I consider myself pretty privileged, I own a house, I don't have to worry about my needs being met, etc.
But then I remember shit like...one of the Cohost devs used to run a hotline that would read those Sailor Moon Says quotes if you called it, and they said they had to close it because it occasionally cost them upwards of $100 a day
If I made something like that and it cost me $50 even once I would shut it down immediately because it could ruin me, you were paying shit like this CONSTANTLY??? Even if $100 was a peak, were you paying $20 a day??? $10??? I couldn't even pay $5 a day for something silly like this, the first time I got a $100 charge for it I'd puke and turn it off
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Never go to crime scene number two
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Ah well I'm sure the guy who keeps repeatedly talking about how he did everything himself and has nobody to thank but himself and is singlehandedly all alone by himself making fedi mainstream will do a great job of building and managing a team to distribute the work long term
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Also it only took like five sentences of a Larry King interview for me to decide it's her husband's fault and probably her mom too
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Man, what is it about Brittany Murphy like
Obviously I like her as a big King of the Hill fan but I never really knew much about her life besides "she died young and I think maybe drugs were involved"
I'm watching that 2022 docuseries about her and man...there is something about her death that just feels sadder than even other celebrities that died young in similar ways.
I've heard other people get really emotional about her in particular too...there's just something about her! It's weird! She makes me sad in ways other celeb deaths don't even other celebs I'm a lot more invested in.
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The question is...what are you going to do if members of your team disagree with or criticize choices you make? Somehow I suspect it's not just Mastodon comments you "let your stress out" on. Especially since your last big debacle WAS towards a dev you were collaborating with.
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i'm sorry but "we'll set up a foundation to not mismanage the funds as a stretch goal" is the funniest thing i've ever heard
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"a bloo bloo bloo don't screenshot dansups posts" have you considered maybe people do this because he has a long history of being a total asshole to people then deleting it and that's the only way to prove it happened
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"I am did not want Anal Week to start" will be in my mind forever
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If you're not on Bluesky some 60 year old lib guy got super mad at mild criticism of Biden, someone in the replies who name searched him made fun of a screenplay he wrote, grandpa got so mad he made explicit threats to go to the specific town that person lived to fight them and spent hours reiterating his intent to go assault this person, and eventually he deactivated or got banned.
As someone who also found the screenplay, let me just briefly summarize that it's about a guy growing weed next to his cop neighbor, which is extremely boring, but the cop neighbor is a man who wanted to experiment with butt plugs but accidently signed up for a butt plug subscription they won't let him cancel and he's basically sobbing as he fills his office desk with more and more butt plugs.
It's your typical amateur screenplay written as if the author has never been a person in the world ever, but I want to share the only funny excerpt from this screenplay:
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Open Letter to Mark Zuckerberg
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Just while I'm thinking back on this debacle and memory laning here, I think it's extremely funny that Dansup claimed the ad thing was "just a joke", how could you possibly think he was serious
Like wow yeah this was fuckin hilarious you're right
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