If you're not on Bluesky some 60 year old lib guy got super mad at mild criticism of Biden, someone in the replies who name searched him made fun of a screenplay he wrote, grandpa got so mad he made explicit threats to go to the specific town that person lived to fight them and spent hours reiterating his intent to go assault this person, and eventually he deactivated or got banned.
As someone who also found the screenplay, let me just briefly summarize that it's about a guy growing weed next to his cop neighbor, which is extremely boring, but the cop neighbor is a man who wanted to experiment with butt plugs but accidently signed up for a butt plug subscription they won't let him cancel and he's basically sobbing as he fills his office desk with more and more butt plugs.
It's your typical amateur screenplay written as if the author has never been a person in the world ever, but I want to share the only funny excerpt from this screenplay:
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"I am did not want Anal Week to start" will be in my mind forever
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@kib is this guy uwe boll
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@mynameistillian aside from this bit it's really not even ironically funny, but this bit is hilarious and the true comedy was someone getting so mad at someone for dissing their screenplay that they threatened to stay in Santa Monica as long as they had to to find them and fist fight them, and then this is the screenplay
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@kib thanks for this ego boost. i was just starting to feel like my writing skills were bad
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@mynameistillian I'll never write anything as funny as "I am did not want Anal Week to start"
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@mynameistillian @kib Yeah I've been telling you for a while.
You are a better writer than 95% of the population, at the very least.
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@kib "Oh you're in the anal club! Congratulations!" I'm going to say this whenever I meet another gay dude for the first time
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@aires @kib anti anal anal club
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@kib
I can think of some deserving recipients of a butt plug subscription.
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