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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 12:36

Blä. My inbox remains stubbornly empty. I believe I shall once again make that journey to the Land of Nod.

Yeah, yeah. I'm an old man with heart issues. I nap a lot. Deal with it.

This will allegedly change after the valve job.

Anyway, yeah... Nap.

The usual caveats apply.

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Shared by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 11:12 (original by elle)

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 11:09

ANOTHER NOONER

Noon

Whatchadoon?

O, what a thrill

Outside, it's still

A subzero chill

I take my pee pill

Wash it down with some tea

Now its dissolving inside of me

Harley jumps on my lap

Soft kitty

Purr purr purr

And down

Anyway

I just wanna say

Gabba gabba hey

Have a beauty day

[#]PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🫧

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Shared by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 10:59 (original by JA Westenberg)

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Shared by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 10:57 (original by Deniz Opal)

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Shared by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 10:56 (original by Alex 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿)

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Shared by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 10:51 (original by Hannu Ikonen, MD)

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Shared by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 10:46 (original by Chery (Great Australian Pods))

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 10:34

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

I went to get bandages, and found 'em in a suitable size, only to discover I didn't have the debit card. 🙄

So I tootled home.

It's cold, almost at the #ShitPoint. I didn't stop at the #FuckNazis bench, the cemetery, or the Curvy Wurvy Timey Wimey fountain.

🤣🤣 As I finish the last paragraph, Pfeffernuss and her social worker return.

I asked for the card, but she says she's going shopping with a stop at the pharmacy, so...

😜 Time to make a fresh cuppa.

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Shared by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 10:19 (original by Ben again!)

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Shared by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 08:28 (original by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪)

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Shared by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 08:25 (original by Jon Juarez)

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Shared by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 07:32 (original by Rob Cinos :verified:)

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 07:14

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Shared by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 07:08 (original by sezduck)

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 07:02

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Shared by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 06:42 (original by Kernou)

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