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Written by Alex Psmith on 2025-02-01 at 08:47

Motorists hate cyclists in the same way MAGA hates woke.

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Shared by Alex Psmith on 2025-02-01 at 08:02 (original by Ben)

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Written by Alex Psmith on 2025-02-01 at 07:39

I'll add that this skink was about 45 cm long (or a foot and a half for the American folks).

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Shared by Alex Psmith on 2025-02-01 at 07:09 (original by ADHDean Is Being A Fanboy)

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Shared by Alex Psmith on 2025-02-01 at 07:08 (original by Staff Chief of Joints)

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Shared by Alex Psmith on 2025-02-01 at 07:06 (original by Max Leibman)

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Written by Alex Psmith on 2025-02-01 at 07:00

A roadside attraction from today's cycling extravaganza to Seven Mile Beach

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Shared by Alex Psmith on 2025-02-01 at 06:55 (original by BLK News Now!)

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Shared by Alex Psmith on 2025-02-01 at 06:53 (original by Valerie Roney)

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Shared by Alex Psmith on 2025-02-01 at 06:51 (original by GayDeceiver)

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Shared by Alex Psmith on 2025-02-01 at 06:49 (original by Stefan)

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Written by Alex Psmith on 2025-02-01 at 06:45

I really need a new bike seat. After that 100km ride I'm pretty sure I'm now sterile.

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Written by Alex Psmith on 2025-02-01 at 05:53

I received a message from my mostly estranged brother in America, and I got excited because I thought maybe our dad finally died. But no, he just wanted to know about mum's medical history.

Oh well, next time! Anyway, here's a Little Corella I saw on my bike travels.

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Written by Alex Psmith on 2025-01-31 at 22:40

Chill Saturday morning

Now time for my epic bike ride- we cycle 100km today!

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Written by Alex Psmith on 2025-01-31 at 11:14

Just heard a crashing sound outside. I can only hope someone has been driven mad enough to actually carry out my fantasy of obliterating that vehicle.

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Written by Alex Psmith on 2025-01-31 at 10:31

Someone's car alarm has been going off every 1-2 minutes for the past two and a half hours. I'm entertaining attractive fantasies of marching out there in my dachshund pyjamas, tearing open the bonnet with a crowbar, and severing the negative terminal with the teeth of whoever owns that vehicle.

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Shared by Alex Psmith on 2025-01-31 at 10:14 (original by Low Quality Facts)

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Shared by Alex Psmith on 2025-01-31 at 09:48 (original by Ben)

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Shared by Alex Psmith on 2025-01-31 at 08:25 (original by Loren)

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Written by Alex Psmith on 2025-01-31 at 07:04

My house smells of sweating onions. I am in paradise.

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