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Written by Alex Psmith on 2025-01-31 at 10:31

Someone's car alarm has been going off every 1-2 minutes for the past two and a half hours. I'm entertaining attractive fantasies of marching out there in my dachshund pyjamas, tearing open the bonnet with a crowbar, and severing the negative terminal with the teeth of whoever owns that vehicle.

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Written by Alex Psmith on 2025-01-31 at 11:14

Just heard a crashing sound outside. I can only hope someone has been driven mad enough to actually carry out my fantasy of obliterating that vehicle.

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Written by $TayFoNay🍿 on 2025-01-31 at 11:36

@alexpsmith Ooooo

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Written by Alex Psmith on 2025-01-31 at 11:39

@tayfonay I think someone may have actually done it! I've never been so grateful for a criminal. ☺️☺️

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Written by $TayFoNay🍿 on 2025-01-31 at 11:40

@alexpsmith A true hero

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Written by Alex Psmith on 2025-01-31 at 11:44

@tayfonay Truly!! Just heard a regular car horn and jumped out of my skin. People are the most offensive creatures in existence when they want to be.

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Written by Benoît Jones on 2025-01-31 at 13:18

@alexpsmith I live that you have Dachshund pyjamas. I also own Dachshund pyjamas. We are pyjama twins 😁

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