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Written by cpu on 2025-01-23 at 14:38

I like my coffee like I like my metal. antifascist:

https://salvo.ghost.io/rampancy-interview-2025

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Shared by cpu on 2025-01-21 at 17:31 (original by Dirkjan Ochtman)

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Shared by cpu on 2025-01-19 at 13:36 (original by daniel:// stenberg://)

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Written by cpu on 2025-01-15 at 18:48

kiki consensus and bouba code

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Shared by cpu on 2025-01-15 at 17:43 (original by Sean McArthur :rust:)

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Shared by cpu on 2025-01-06 at 18:24 (original by GolangCI-Lint)

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Shared by cpu on 2025-01-03 at 15:47 (original by benjojo)

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Shared by cpu on 2025-01-02 at 20:36 (original by kpcyrd 🏴)

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Written by cpu on 2024-12-22 at 17:50

PSA: you might have seen the warnings that the "ubuntu-latest" GitHub CI runner image tag was changing from 22.04 -> 24.04.

What's perhaps less obvious is that this is a rolling change. In fact, you can end up in a situation where a fork of repo X has ubuntu-latest=22.04 and the upstream at the same rev has ubuntu-latest=24.04

This discovery brought to you by a few hours lost debugging glibc version mismatches on a PR 😭

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Written by cpu on 2024-12-18 at 19:41

They must have let CoPilot write the date calculation code.

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Written by cpu on 2024-12-18 at 19:41

It's a good thing I don't find Copilot especially helpful ⏳

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Shared by cpu on 2024-12-17 at 20:46 (original by David Cook)

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Shared by cpu on 2024-12-17 at 17:19 (original by David Adam)

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Written by cpu on 2024-12-17 at 16:42

Fresh from the Rustls measurement bench @jpixton has a writeup of some exciting hybrid KX performance testing results:

"We can see that the performance headroom that rustls has attained means we can almost completely absorb the extra cost of post-quantum key exchange, while still performing better than (post-quantum-insecure) OpenSSL -- with the exception of client resumption."

https://rustls.dev/perf/2024-12-17-pq-kx/

[#]gottagofast

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Written by cpu on 2024-12-16 at 15:24

me: -Wall

compiler: you got it chief

me: is that all of your warnings?

compiler: lol no, I'm saving 86 more!

me: -Wall -Wextra ?

compiler: still no. all and extra leaves out 70 more aren't I coy?

me: -Wall -Wextra -Wpedantic ?

compiler: stillllll holding back 66 :3

me: -Wall-no-really-this-is-like-juggling-chainsaws-and-I-want-you-to-yell-at-me-for-absolutely-everthing

compiler: unrecognized command-line option

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Shared by cpu on 2024-12-16 at 00:41 (original by wayback.exe)

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Shared by cpu on 2024-12-14 at 20:05 (original by Misty)

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Written by cpu on 2024-10-24 at 18:57

Reading comments on Phoronix and taking poison damage the entire time.

Oof. Oo. Oof. Oooff. Ahh. Ooof.

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Shared by cpu on 2024-10-22 at 14:30 (original by Dirkjan Ochtman)

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Shared by cpu on 2024-10-17 at 14:11 (original by Trammell Hudson)

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