I rediscovered this image from several years ago in my meme stash this morning and I've been giggling about it ever since. I realize we shouldn't be laughing about him (but we should be laughing at him) but if it makes you smile a little then I think it was worth it. 😃
[#]lol #funny #pun #Obama #DalaiLama #trump #IAmDB
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There are no laws.
There are no rules.
We used to call that anarchy.
Now they call it democracy.
[#]USpol #US #Law #Rules #Anarchy #Democracy #trump #dictator #government #IAmDB
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it's the "or whatever" part that has me worried most 😬
[#]funny #lol #wtf #reddit #coffee #whatever #insects #flies #IAmDB
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The law is clear: flags shall be flown at half-staff for thirty days after the death of a President.
But, you know, fuck the law.
Right?
Fuck. The. Law.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/15/trump-inauguration-flags-full-staff
Trump gets way as flags to fly full-staff at inauguration despite Jimmy Carter’s death
https://www.archives.gov/federal-register/codification/proclamations/03044.html
Proclamations | National Archives
[#]USA #USpol #USFlag #JimmyCarter #WasAGoodMan #trump #IsAnAsshole #HalfStaff #Law #Tradition #trumpGetsHisWayAgain #WhyCantWe #Anarchy #IAmDB
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This story gives me strength to meet tomorrow. I hope it also grants you fortitude and resilience for the challenging times ahead.
"Yes, what one individual does matters. You never know who you might inspire to keep going on or try something themselves.
"And that’s progress too."
Many thanks to @MikeMayak for his inspiring words!
https://www.queerscifi.com/jeff-baker-boogieman-in-lavender-all-that-we-can-do-january-11-2025/
“All That We Can Do.” January 11, 2025
[#]Challenge2025 #StayFocused #Resist #FightOn #Strength #IAmDB
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The "change my mind" meme (originally with Steven Crowder) has been updated for 2025.
"If trump walks free, why not Luigi?"
[#]ChangeMyMind #trump #LuigiMangione #Healthcare #Insurance #CEO #Murder #IAmDB
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This is weird, right?
I use an #extension developed by Google¹ as a #dictionary in my #browser. I've been using it for 12+ years. I've never seen this behavior.
If I use the extension to search for the word 'fascist' or 'fascism', I get "no definition found."
If I search for those words via #Google #Search, I get the expected results. I noticed this about 3 hours ago.
Does anyone have an idea what's going on here?
¹I am aware I need to move away from google. I will.
[#]weird #tech #IAmDB
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What's it called when #corporations start aligning their policies according to the whims of the #US #president? Or is this just peak #capitalism?
"I’ve never seen morale this low. Most folks expected some change with the incoming #administration’s hostility to #gay and trans people but this just feels vicious, almost gleeful," one current Meta employee said.
https://www.404media.co/meta-deletes-trans-and-nonbinary-messenger-themes/
[#]Meta Deletes #Trans and #Nonbinary #Messenger Themes
[#]USpol #Zuckerberg #Facebook #Instagram #LGBTQIA #IAmDB
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aaaand we're done. 😒
[#]NewYear #Stupid #StupidPeople #IHateThisTimeline #LOL #Funny #IAmDB
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Our local news station needs to find another headline writer...
[#]Headlines #FunnyNews #Firefighters #LOL #IAmDB
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You probably never noticed that the Star Wars universe had solved its homeless problem.
[#]Homeless #Housing #StarWars #HanSolo #EatTheRich #ClassWar #Rich #Poor #IAmDB
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I have never seen such a chill cat. I wouldn't attempt a single one of these maneuvers with any cat I've ever owned!
https://xcancel.com/PostsOfCats/status/1872359528869630290
[#]Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Chill #CatBath #IAmDB
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Life Hack: Take your Sundays back by no longer clicking "Show anyway" on any of the Mastodon filters you've set up. Maybe you usually click them anyway just so you can keep up but no more on Sundays! We all need at least one day off a week from some of the horribleness. You set up those filters to protect your sanity... so use them! I am!
[#]LifeHack #Mastodon #Filters #Sanity #IAmDB
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"Everyday that he remains free is another day the story is in the news cycle, and everyday the story remains in the news cycle exposes more class traitors. The people are realizing who's really on their side and they're taking notes."
ℹ️ comment from justaphil on this amazing thread that's definitely worth reading:
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1h9b9ol/right_wing_corporate_grifter_getting_cooked_by/
[#]Rightwing #corporate #grifter getting cooked by his own audience over Co-Pay #Killer
[#]USpol #UnitedHealthcare #BrianThompson #CEO #ClassWar #Murder #IAmDB
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Seen on social media in the comments of a post about the #murder of #UnitedHealthcare #CEO #BrianThompson. Stated plainly and simply:
"I've been told you should only say good things about the dead.
"He's dead. That's good."
[#]USHealthcare #JustifiedHomicide #IAmDB
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I don't want to cause extra work for the moderators but fuck that guy. :blobcatmiddlefingers:
https://www.404media.co/brian-thompson-social-media-reactions-reddit-facebook-twitter/
Moderators Across #SocialMedia Struggle to Contain #Celebrations of #UnitedHealthcare #CEO’s #Assassination
[#]BrianThompson #Homicide #Murder #Anarchy #Retribution #IAmDB
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"everyone likes to complain about the weather but nobody does anything about it"
Well duh. Nobody can do anything about it because you made that illegal, dumbass!! 🙄
https://dailyboulder.com/florida-republican-introduces-bill-to-ban-government-from-controlling-weather-and-sunlight/
[#]Florida #Republican Introduces #Bill to #Ban #Government From Controlling #Weather and #Sunlight
[#]StupidMAGA #Stupid #Floriduh #Climate #IAmDB
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PICK YOUR JOKE! 🙃
"...lead pollution had cost Americans approximately a collective 824 million IQ points."
:l1: And they all belonged to trump.
:l2: The AP says trump got 77,234,710 votes so, just for the hell of it, if we only counted his voters, that works out to about 3.1 IQ points each — about a third of what they started with.
https://www.popsci.com/health/lead-exposure-mental-illness/
Childhood #LeadedGasoline exposure damaged #Americans’ #MentalHealth
[#]ItsAJoke
[#]USpol #USA #Election2024 #trump #IAmDB
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To stop his critics from pointing out his crimes in his next term, you-know-who will attempt to repeal the First Amendment.
He'll try, of course, but he will fail because the right to speak our minds is too ingrained into the nation's fabric. People like their free speech.
But our First Amendment right to free speech will be threatened, and, sadly, some will probably be silenced.
Not by him, though. His cult will do that for him.
[#]USPol #politics #trump #maga #cult #FreeSpeech #IAmDB
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Fact: The average lifespan of an empire is (was?) around 250 years.
Fact: The USA is 248 years old.
These facts are unrelated. I don't even know why I brought them up.
[#]YesIDo #USpol #Facts #Statistics #USA #Age #Downfall #ItsBeenFun #NotReally #IAmDB
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