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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-31 at 15:48

We made a comic about a Hitman. I have been informed many times that a similar joke was made on Adventure Time. I apologize for nothing.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-31 at 14:45

I don't think the brain worm affected RFK Jr. Sure it was a bit odd during his hearing when he kept saying "Give me a minute to confer with the worm" each time he was asked a question. It was also strange when he started wiggling on the floor chanting "One with the worm. One with the worm".

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-31 at 13:28

Most people don't pick up on this.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-31 at 02:49

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Sir Perky Bottle Stopper. Huh, he's got a weirdly long belly button.

...that is his belly button, right? Right guys?

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-31 at 01:43

I know we all love to criticize older generations, but in the 20th century if someone did a Nazi salute you could almost guarantee that a WW2 veteran would punch them in the head, and I think there was a great societal benefit to that.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-31 at 00:27

Anyone who eats oatmeal is a monster.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-30 at 20:40

That's why grape soda was sold out everywhere during Covid.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-30 at 19:38

"You can tell me, I don't judge."

-Me, preparing to judge harder than the Supreme Court when a bakery is asked to make a cake with rainbow frosting.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-30 at 19:00

Things people have mentioned that are very bad but still not as bad as lukewarm coffee:

-The Bubonic Plague

-ISIS

-Cats (the film)

-Paper cuts

-Katy Perry's last album

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-30 at 18:29

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Self Heating Coffee Mug. Name something worse than lukewarm coffee. Go ahead and try to think of just one single thing. You can't, can you? Get this mug, because lukewarm coffee is the worst thing imaginable.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-30 at 17:24

Obviously.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-30 at 16:13

Uh oh.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-30 at 14:54

UPDATE: The number is now 499. Some have theorized that this is close to 500, but reliable sources assure me that 500 is not a number.

https://gofund.me/711f1548

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-30 at 13:46

A lot of people get this wrong.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-30 at 01:48

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Nampons Nosebleed Stoppers. 10/10, a perfect name. No notes.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-29 at 23:35

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-29 at 20:03

Same.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-29 at 19:03

We made a comic about a detective.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-29 at 18:19

I am now incredibly stressed by the thought that my cats could be stressed about their whiskers.

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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-29 at 17:44

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Tilted Cat Bowl. It's designed to help prevent whisker stress. Oh no, are my cats stressed out by their whiskers? I always assumed their whiskers were a point of pride for them.

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