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Written by Low Quality Facts on 2025-01-31 at 00:27

Anyone who eats oatmeal is a monster.

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Written by theearthisapringle on 2025-01-31 at 00:39

@lowqualityfacts using their collective hive mind brain power they’re plotting to control the entire world

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Written by Mustardon ~ IWRY 🦅 on 2025-01-31 at 01:03

@lowqualityfacts

I love to get on every inch of their nerves. In cookie form, anyway.

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Written by geminikrokette on 2025-01-31 at 02:47

@lowqualityfacts But oats are by far more delicious than humans.

Just drown them in a bowl with milk to stop their screaming 😱

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