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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-23 at 10:49

TIL: there are humans out there that still iron clothes

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-22 at 20:32

Meloni already disgusts me, but her licking Musk's boots, in order to outsource the Italian defense/aerospace industry (Leonardo is one of the top companies in Italy) is really nauseating.

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-21 at 15:11

TIL:: AWS RDS GUI can't render BIGINT values properly, and rounds them.

Possibly some (de-)serialization happening on top of the PostgreSQL connector.

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-21 at 08:59

Well, I guess it's time to actively hurt this fascist guy where it hurts most: in his money.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-838444

[#]spaceKaren #nazi

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-19 at 23:16

As an improvised chimney sweeper, this weekend I used more coat hangers than a US red state. (Sorry, it's a dark one)

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-18 at 11:51

Want: Python to disappear from my software stack.

It's everywhere, and it's all so half-broken.

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-17 at 13:54

First time I get a proper weekend in forever...

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-16 at 10:15

I'm irrationally angered by OpenAPI specs shared via screenshots of UIs rendered by JS tools that read said OpenAPI spec manifests into HTML.

Just give me the JSON?

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-15 at 06:22

and it's stupid fast too:

Running 10s test @ http://localhost:8089/active-oci-processes
  2 threads and 10 connections
  Thread Stats   Avg      Stdev     Max   +/- Stdev
    Latency    67.16us   87.37us  12.47ms   99.34%
    Req/Sec    74.56k     3.17k   82.42k    80.20%
  1497587 requests in 10.10s, 548.43MB read
Requests/sec: 148278.57
Transfer/sec:     54.30MB

The entire thing is just an exercise in minimalism, BTW: there's no final aim to it :)

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-15 at 06:16

Heck, I could deploy this on an ESP32 :D

It includes DNS resolution, HTTP requests, HTTP server, JSON (de-)serialization and a small in-memory (leaky) DB.

Still too much RAM usage though: uses ~3Mb of it.

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-15 at 06:10

Always satisfying: full docker image with zero dependencies in 3.1Mb.

No shell, no nothing.

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-13 at 18:26

So @nyunyu's feed looks like this because she doesn't follow many folks 🤣

Anyone got suggestions for someone into MMOs, pets and sewing?

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-13 at 18:21

Got rickrolled even while AFK:

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-12 at 17:47

This is awesome work to get a more maintainable ESP stack in future 😲

https://esp32-open-mac.be/posts/0009-talk-at-38c3/

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-12 at 04:29

I spent the last 6 months wrangling a mix of Terraform, Go, Kotlin, Spark, PHP, AWS and a bunch of other things.

Effectively, it all drills down to having as much data locality and sequentiality as possible: these tools make it more likely that you do it, but the direction is clear.

I can already see how we'll eventually end up doing all this stuff directly in pixel shaders.

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-12 at 04:18

I had forgotten about Black Lagoon (2006) - soundtrack rocks!

It can't compete with Cowboy Bebop, but it's fairly high up there.

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-11 at 20:04

My entire experience with GoLang drills down to [signal SIGSEGV: segmentation violation code=0x1 addr=0x0 pc=0x891a0c]

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-10 at 18:25

deployment went wrong in all ways possible, so now we're all on duty over the weekend: nice :D

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-10 at 15:42

It's almost 17:00 on Friday: time to DROP SCHEMA in production, and run a deployment too.

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Written by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta on 2025-01-09 at 17:25

I wonder if purity can nowadays be inferred in @phpstan, since so much has been done at performance-level for 2.x.

https://github.com/phpstan/phpstan/issues/12402

[#]php

/cc @markusstaab

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