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Written by Andres Salomon on 2025-01-18 at 02:19

me: "Wow that's a lot of farts."

7yo: "I'm having a half-off sale on my farts!"

me: "Wow, half off? How much do you normally charge for your farts? Did you know that mommy gives her farts away for free?"

12yo [yelling from inside of his bedroom]: "Hey, can you close my door some more?"

me: "What's the matter, you don't want to hear our fart conversation?"

12yo: "Like, A LOT more?"

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