Ya know... the bible is basically a bunch of Essex man stories (Florida man to those in the USA)... try it for yourself.
Essex man threatens to cut baby in half to stop 2 women arguing.
Essex man finds out wife is pregnant and she claims god is the father.
Essex man summons bears to maul children who laughed at his bald head.
Essex man claims god ordered him to cut of part of his sons penis.
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