Remember those big water massage things at malls? Someone would be trapped in a giant tube while you gawked at them and a guy wearing the company’s polo talked it up. My parents were like ew no.
At one of the last malls I was at, I had to try one.
It was amazing.
Put me back in the cylinders.
https://theonion.com/experts-recommend-putting-injured-person-in-some-sort-of-cylindrical-tank-filled-with-fluid/
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