Toot

Read this to the tune of The Wellerman and imagine someone who can sing doing it. I'm sure I could come up with more verses if I had some time:

There once was a man who'd lie and steal

the things he said weren't even real

but the hate was hard and the money was good

vote you tech boys vote (huh)

Soon may the ballot man come

to bring back honor and decency

one day when the lyin is done

we'll take back our coutry

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