@JoeSondow No. Your sign needs to be in Comic Sans, and read: 'Hi! Before you steal my packages, be advised that some of the edibles are poison and some of the electronics are rigged to catch fire and explode. Have a nice day! Signed, The Joker".
Then leave out an Amazon box containing dog shit or unrefrigerated mixed mushrooms or sea food …
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