Ancestors

Toot

Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-06 at 02:10

People are starting to poach eggs.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/05/us/pennsylvania-egg-theft-hnk

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Descendants

Written by Kevin Russell on 2025-02-06 at 02:27

@lawprofblawg

In Trump's ̶S̶o̶v̶i̶e̶t̶ ̶U̶n̶i̶o̶n̶ America, food theft is growing.

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Written by Oreo Speedwagon II 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 on 2025-02-06 at 02:47

@lawprofblawg

I like your headline better.

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Written by RegressionToTheMeme on 2025-02-06 at 02:57

@lawprofblawg Quick! Scramble!

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Written by Deep Mud on 2025-02-06 at 03:22

@lawprofblawg lol. I'm allergic. I picked a good allergy, huh?

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Written by Coles Street Pothole 💀 on 2025-02-06 at 03:29

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If police scramble to find the thieves, it won't be long before they crack the egg case.*

• I freely admit these puns were stolen from @ai6yr

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Written by 🤖 Lazaro el dog on 2025-02-06 at 03:34

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Eggs are the new oil.

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Written by Raven Luni on 2025-02-06 at 04:07

@lawprofblawg Thats alot of eggs. That could pose an eggsistential threat to their business.

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