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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-06 at 16:33

I do not think "voluntary" is the right word here.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/02/06/trump-gaza-palestinian-displacement-israel/

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-06 at 02:10

People are starting to poach eggs.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/05/us/pennsylvania-egg-theft-hnk

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-05 at 18:26

Dept. of Ed. vows to vigorously probe cases of antisemitism for next few days until it is disbanded illegally by executive order.

[#]Satire

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-05 at 06:32

Hannibal Lecter: You can either choose to be killed and eaten by me or this other serial killer.

Victim: I choose the other one.

Hannibal (as the other serial killer gnaws on victim's leg): I hope you're happy now.

[#]Satire

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-05 at 03:39

"Hi, it's Chuck Schumer, we here at the Democratic Party have become very concerned about threats of violation of international law today. Won't you please donate so we can stop those threats to international law?"

[#]Satire

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-04 at 23:20

With egg prices so high, I have decided to only buy the peeled hard-boiled eggs.

They are still crazy expensive, but I feel I don't shell out as much.

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-04 at 22:42

Breaking: NY Times and Washington Post both reporting that President Trump has eliminated the Constitution by Executive Order.

Copy of original seized from National Archives and burned by DOGE.

[#]Satire

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-04 at 21:56

What's that called when you don't have any alternative but to leave your homeland? I can't remember.

[#]Satire

https://www.reuters.com/world/palestinians-have-no-alternative-leaving-gaza-trump-says-2025-02-04/

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-04 at 17:33

Maddening.

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-03 at 21:15

🎵History never repeats

I tell myself before I go to sleep🎵

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-03 at 17:50

Thanks to the magical incantations I uttered this morning, Mexico has agreed to put 10,000 troops at the border.

[#]Satire

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-03 at 17:46

Siri, show me a hard core example of someone projecting.

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-03 at 01:47

Remember all those arguments about laws being made by administrative agencies and how that was dangerous because agencies could run rampant?

Notice those same people aren't raising any ire about Musk?

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-02 at 17:32

Breaking: After seeing his shadow, Punxsutawney Phil predicts 4 more years of doomscrolling.

[#]GroundhogDay

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-02 at 17:18

We must stand with President Trump.

We need to stop buying Canadian Maple Syrup.

To facilitate this boycott, deliver your maple syrup to my house. I'll take care of it for you.

[#]Satire

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-02 at 08:36

Apparently there is a new literature out there that says if anyone has a piece of cake and then dances, everyone in society is better off.

It's called a bundt/dance literature.

[#]puns #Antitrust

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-02 at 04:26

Sorry Google, you're wrong.

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-02 at 02:42

My new article, "Tariffs are of high import," is forthcoming in....

[#]Satire

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-01 at 19:02

The only way to defeat a bad billionaire with power is a good billionaire with power.

--DNC Chair, probably.

[#]Satire

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Written by Lawprofblawg on 2025-02-01 at 18:39

🎵You talk too much

You never shut up

I said you talk too much

Homeboy you never shut up🎵

https://apnews.com/article/trump-white-house-speeches-talking-communications-094b2c5b4d5a6d1ab1fd06ade090ed4c?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share

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