The "a key that fits a lot of locks is a really good key, but a lock that fits a lot of keys is a terrible lock" sex analogy is horrible and misogynistic, but if you think about it, it also implies that having a big dick is bad.
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The logical conclusion is that the ideal penis and the ideal vagina are both small.
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Another possible conclusion is that the ideal vagina is a duck vagina.
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Wait, fuck, the whole lock and key sex analogy just makes so much more sense for ducks.
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@BathysphereHat this is why auto correct always tries to make fuck into duck
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