Look at him.
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I want to do something. I want to help somehow. But I'm also like high key in crisis right now.
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Bellara is also the most high key Directed By Joss Whedon of the Veilguard characters. I hope she dies.
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Bellara, girl, why do you talk like this guy?
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Bellara Dragon Age is my enemy, btw. I hate her.
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Every day, when I sit at my desk, he comes up to me, puts his paws on my knee, and meows and meows until I pick him up and hold him like a baby.
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He's our best behaved cat, so you might object to me calling him a bastard, but 1) he was chasing our smallest cat Bobo last night, and 2) his parents were NOT married.
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Orange guy. Stinky man. Stinky little bastard man.
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"Voting and protesting pale in comparison to my strategy, being a sarcastic bitch on the internet." - a lot of y'all apparently
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Being a smarmy doomer doesn't help the situation in the US right now, but it does hurt you and your friends. Hope that helps!
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Putting in a grocery order. I hear the siren song of soft cheese with garlic and herbs, the kind that's served at parties. But if I buy it, I will eat it all by itself in one sitting. I know my limits.
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I read this as "babygirl spinach".
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So I guess like, I don't get why she comes over here? What does she expect? Maybe she just wants to be included.
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I don't understand why my smallest cat Bobo comes when I call her. She doesn't want me to pet her. I try to, and she acts like she's never heard of petting before, like "ew, what are you doing?"
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I got some of that really good instant ginger tea stuff that's like super gingery. So I'll probably have some of that.
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It's 150 mL and it's not even alcoholic. I'm not looking for alcohol. After this, I will probably make tea.
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Breakdown postponed, I found a small ginger beer.
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I might have the ingredients for a good hot beverage?
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Apparently what it takes these days for me to have a complete breakdown is a coup when there are no good beverages in the house.
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Making iPhones capitalise the first letters in the phrase "Time Machine" is legitimately the most desperate thing Apple has ever done. Nobody's talking about your backup service, Tim.
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