The "a key that fits a lot of locks is a really good key, but a lock that fits a lot of keys is a terrible lock" sex analogy is horrible and misogynistic, but if you think about it, it also implies that having a big dick is bad.
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The logical conclusion is that the ideal penis and the ideal vagina are both small.
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Another possible conclusion is that the ideal vagina is a duck vagina.
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Wait, fuck, the whole lock and key sex analogy just makes so much more sense for ducks.
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@BathysphereHat this is why auto correct always tries to make fuck into duck
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@BathysphereHat the ideal penis is a literal key and the ideal vagina is a literal lock
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@hazelnot The ideal penis is a rake, or a ziptie if you're skilled.
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@BathysphereHat now I'm imagining someone walking around dragging a full-sized rake, attached to their crotch, behind them
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