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Written by Fesshole 🧻 on 2025-02-03 at 10:25

Not even had a hint of sex for five years. Ordered myself a sex doll off Aliexpress. Just arrived home to a soggy battered box with a doll's head sticking out on my doorstep, think I'm going to have to move.

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Written by Steve Loughran on 2025-02-03 at 11:13

@fesshole just let your neighbours know that a fried is having bachelor's party and this is one of the gift. Set off on a Saturday dressed up smart and carrying some container the size of the package. Dump the container. Get drunk. Come home noisily at 3 am. You can do this!

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Written by B@1ty on 2025-02-03 at 12:27

@stevel @fesshole sounds like a fun time, do you have to do the sex doll bit first?

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Written by Steve Loughran on 2025-02-03 at 12:35

@baiteh @fesshole if you come to Central Bristol on a Friday night you can see all the hen parties of women coming over from Cardiff in South Wales to party through the evening – getting off the train and then drinking their way through the town. The one who has the inflatable male doll strapped on their back is the bride to be.

Not sure if it is mandatory

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Written by B@1ty on 2025-02-03 at 13:05

@stevel @fesshole sounds like a time to stay inside and lock the door!

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