Ancestors

Written by bdonnelly on 2025-02-02 at 23:33

This is Edward "Bigballs" Coristine, 19. Special DOGE employee who now has access to every American's social security information. He has not passed any security clearances, nor has any expertise other than being [checks notes] an intern at Musk's Neuralink concern.

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Written by astroPug on 2025-02-03 at 00:36

@Theblueone

For fucks sake, my information is being perused by a clown in cargo shorts?

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Toot

Written by Angry Centrist on 2025-02-03 at 04:06

@astroPug @Theblueone A lot of experienced IT staff work in cargo shorts. These chuds are probably wearing skinny jeans.

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Descendants

Written by astroPug on 2025-02-03 at 18:34

@dkbgeek @Theblueone

I won’t call the fashion police on him if he stops snooping on our data, lol.

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