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Written by allrite on 2025-02-03 at 02:32

"Enemies inbound! We've detected an army of consultants headed our way."

"Who are they?"

"Looks like McKinsey and a company of Deloittes."

"How?"

"Air drop from a fleet of MD11s."

"My God, you saw what they did to Boeing and now they're coming for us! Fire all air batteries now!"

"Sir, they've just been taken out by 737 MAXes."

"Damn, the only thing going up now is our short term share price. The rest of us engineers are done for. It was nice working with you all."

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