Girlfriend and I once stayed at a place with a Swedish hot tub, the type with a real fire heating the water. It got so hot I think we started to cook. We ran naked in the cold air to stop the cooking process. Throw in some onions and celery and you would have had lesbian stew.
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@fesshole As it was, you ended up with hot and cold running lesbians. So there's that.
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@fesshole This anecdote seems to blow a hole in the whole "frog boiling in a pot" thing, unless frogs in particular are bad at identifying when the water they're in is getting too hot.
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@fesshole @DamonWakes IIRC the frogs in the experiment were lobotomised, and normally frogs will also jump out of the water
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@TinaStormcaller @fesshole Huh. I thought it was just a metaphor. I didn't realise there was ever any actual attempt to test it!
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@fesshole Um, ouch?
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@fesshole@mastodon.social this made me giggle more than was humanly reasonable
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Had this been about two guys the fesser would have said something like "I tried to fart but accidentally shat and had to use my partner's underwear to catch the turd".
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