I'm taking my sewing machine on a subway ride to Times Square to see Uncle Jimmy Sewing Machine Extrordinaire whose shop is nearby. I've roped in a young lad to carry it for me. Like a proper Christmas family outing. 😀
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Jimmy's address was a doorman building but the doorman did not tell us what floor to get off the elevator. Instead, he brought us out and around to a service entrance, through a kitchen, and pointed down some dark basement stairs. 'You'll find Jimmy down there,' he said. We followed a trail of sewing machines through the ages and creepy dressmaker dummies, and found, quite as you'd expect at the beginning of a fantasy movie, a little old man with glasses hunched over a work table.
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I called Jimmy again. He's had my machine for 31 days now. He can't find it. I'm going back to the basement to help look for it.
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It was HOT in the basement. I looked through three rooms that all kind of looked like this.
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I wasn't finding it. Then he led me to.a bathroom, also lined with sewing machines. And there it was, on the floor of the bathroom, still in the Hello Fresh bag, still with my name and number on it. He'll work on it on Friday he says.
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Jimmy called! My machine is ready. I've to go pick it up today.
He did not say how much I owe him. I should probably get some cash.
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Got the machine. $90. He said it's all fixed and guaranteed if I have any more problems. There's a sewing sample on it. Looks good.
@FoxeinSocks came with me to carry it.
Great. Can't wait to try it.
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But...then as we were leaving and he has talking about the benefits of old machines and saying the plastic ones don't last he said:
'Let's hope manufacturing is making a comeback now. Everything is going to be great again.'
And @FoxeinSocks and I looked at each other and back at him trying to keep our jaws from hanging open and all I could think was 'Oh Jimmy, I hope your papers are in order.'
We just said goodbye.
Sigh.
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@urbanfoxe @FoxeinSocks Good man the Jimmy lad!
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@urbanfoxe @FoxeinSocks well this ended horribly.
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@allancavanagh @FoxeinSocks yes. We were stunned. Hopefully, the machine works, though!
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@urbanfoxe @FoxeinSocks Oh no!
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@urbanfoxe @FoxeinSocks perhaps he was being sarcastic
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@hooly @FoxeinSocks he was not - he spouted some other stuff too that showed he'd obviously been poisoned by Faux News.
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