Ancestors

Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 16:48

DEI stole my car and crashed it into a tree.

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Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 16:53

My wife left me for DEI.

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Toot

Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 17:05

DEI borrowed $50 from me and won't pay it back.

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Descendants

Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 17:09

My subway train was late, must be because of DEI.

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Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 17:28

My pants are wearing out in the back, and it's DEI's fault! (Really! It's surely not because I spend all my time sitting on my butt, blaming DEI for things.)

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Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 17:38

DEI is raising my rent.

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Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 17:56

It's cloudy and looks like it might rain. 🌧 Gotta be DEI's fault!

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Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 18:09

DEI made my milk go sour.

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Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 18:17

It's DEI's fault I'm not a billionaire.

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Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 18:26

It's also DEI's fault I don't have a supermodel for a girlfriend.

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Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 18:35

Canada exists. I blame DEI! 🇨🇦

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Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 18:48

DEI wants me to pull up my pants and not show my ass crack all the time.

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Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 19:01

My fries got cold. Goddamn DEI at it again!

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Written by Kagan MacTane on 2025-01-31 at 20:00

Waiter, there's DEI in my soup!

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