Ancestors

Toot

Written by Linda McIver on 2025-01-31 at 05:20

Remember the Toddler Laws of Ownership, by Kevin McHugh?

They perfectly encapsulate the Broligarchy's attitude to data.

1. If I like it, it’s mine.

2. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks just like mine, it’s mine.

8. If I saw it first, It’s mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, automatically it becomes mine.

10. If it’s broken, it’s yours.

11. If it is broken, but you are having fun playing with the pieces, it’s mine again.

12. If there is ANY doubt, it’s mine.

=> More informations about this toot | More toots from lindamciver@aus.social

Descendants

Written by lucie digitální on 2025-01-31 at 05:21

@lindamciver isn't that the lyrics to the Temu ad?

=> More informations about this toot | More toots from luciedigitalni@aus.social