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Written by $TayFoNay🍿 on 2025-01-27 at 15:24

How come nobody is talking about Big Lotion?

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Written by $TayFoNay🍿 on 2025-01-27 at 15:30

Look I'm not sayin' but I'm just sayin' I used the lotion in the hotel I stayed in while in Chapel Hill and I came back dryer than when I left Chicago. Big Lotion making products that dry you out. Mmmhmm.

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Written by Darth Osler on 2025-01-27 at 15:26

@tayfonay like lanolin?

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Written by $TayFoNay🍿 on 2025-01-27 at 15:27

@autolycos what fresh hell is that?

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Written by Darth Osler on 2025-01-27 at 15:32

@tayfonay it's a block-headed lanolin factory

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Written by Kierkegaanks regretfully on 2025-01-27 at 15:32

@tayfonay how else would you come back for more?

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Written by $TayFoNay🍿 on 2025-01-27 at 15:33

@Kierkegaanks exactly :kermitsip:

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Written by The Eddie Show 📷 🎧 ❤️ on 2025-01-27 at 15:34

@tayfonay

ChapStick.

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Written by It's Me, Coach Mark on 2025-01-27 at 15:35

@tayfonay enshittification has reached lotion?

I hope the formula in my Gold Balm healing hand cream hasn't changed for the worse........

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Written by $TayFoNay🍿 on 2025-01-27 at 15:37

@CoachMark body butter is where it's at. Never leaving home without it again.

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Written by It's Me, Coach Mark on 2025-01-27 at 15:38

@tayfonay 😂

You just created their new marketing campaign (I think).

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Written by $TayFoNay🍿 on 2025-01-27 at 15:40

@CoachMark move over American Express

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Written by It's Me, Coach Mark on 2025-01-27 at 15:41

@tayfonay Works better than "What's in your Wallet?"

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Written by The Eddie Show 📷 🎧 ❤️ on 2025-01-27 at 15:43

@tayfonay @CoachMark

"Get Moresturized"

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Written by Stanley Nerdlinger II on 2025-01-27 at 15:36

@tayfonay

Did it say a side effect was dry skin?

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Written by glasspshr on 2025-01-27 at 21:46

@tayfonay you’re no Scotty Pruitt

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Written by Todd on 2025-01-27 at 17:48

@tayfonay Nobody can ever get anything to stick.

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Written by $TayFoNay🍿 on 2025-01-27 at 17:49

@ToddPM [slow clap]

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Written by Rev Nathan ☮️ Ⓥ↔️✊🏻 on 2025-01-27 at 18:55

@tayfonay @the_etrain we all know

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Written by Diplo Dino on 2025-01-27 at 23:06

@tayfonay where’s @MattStollerSubstack when you need him

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