How do you tell a small child manically swarming around your legs in a grocery store to fuck off in a reasonable way?
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The mind tearing nightmare of what passes for normalcy everywhere was a series of choices
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Exactly on exactly what grounds is Meta’s valuation based?
Ryan George checks back in on facebook
https://youtu.be/IXDjbqiThuk
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This what a human shield looks like
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The principal designer of this car is currently manipulating the financials of the US government
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Middle class influencer vs poor eurotrash pragmatic
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The most disturbingly contemporary song from my favorite half century old album
https://youtu.be/GFLN708gr00
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air
You better watch out
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen
Things are not what they seem
What do you get for pretending the danger's not real?
Meek and obedient, you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes
Now things are really what they seem
No, this is no bad dream
[Distorted]
(The Lord is my shepherd
I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives, He releaseth my soul
He madeth me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo, He hath great power and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water)
Bleating and babbling, we fell on his neck with a scream
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead
You better stay home and do as you're told
Get out of the road if you want to grow old
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There has been a growing 10+ year trend here to adopt a vegan diet. Some people with health issues discovered that cutting out meat improved chronic conditions.
But apparently there is also a newer trend among a subset of these new vegans to start eating meat again because their health went into the toilet after a while.
Shockingly, there seems to be a level of individuality to health and diet, and one size does not fit all.
Edit: this post is not an opportunity for reply guys to demonstrate they can’t understand what they read
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Whatever Adolf Musk’s minions are doing, it is definitely sinister and deadly ominous
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Speaking of. I can’t stop laughing internally at bloatus actually entertaining the idea of being added to mt rushmore [music from curb your enthusiasm playing 🎵]
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A hallucinatory state that only plays the theme music from curb your enthusiasm constantly and really loud in my head whenever I go outside or try to do literally anything
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You can’t fly under the radar unless you fly beneath the tree line or behind the line of sight cover of hills, mountains or houses
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Miss Søren regrets she’s unable to lunch today, madame. Miss Søren regrets every choice she has ever made.
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”Elon Musk is not a nazi. The nazis made good cars.”
-via Stephen Fry
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Leif Loket Olsson vann den sista luckan med 200 kubikmeter löfbergs lila från statoil
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Picard and Riker sharing dialogue in the middle of season two of star trek the next generation, about the unsolved mystery of Fermat’s last theorem …
… that in reality was solved the year that TNG went off the air
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Beginning to make wives as a writer of dyselxic erotica
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I tried to find a tv or movie still of a bald nazi vampire and got stephen miller as a result
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I don’t mean to brag, but I got two likes on pixelfed
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You act like a king
but you ain't got a thing
in your mind
Now there's nobody home
My belly is aching
Your image is blown
Your lights are burning bright
But nobody’s home
-Deep Purple, Nobody’s home
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