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Written by Limnetic Villains on 2025-01-23 at 07:15

The rare time a criminal gets caught, it's because the cops are hungry for a roll from the deli. Makes sense.

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Written by GhostOnTheHalfShell on 2025-01-23 at 07:16

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Sounds like the thing do is not feed cops

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Written by Limnetic Villains on 2025-01-23 at 07:19

@GhostOnTheHalfShell 'Brilliant undercover detective work there lads, how did you know he would strike in that shop at that time?'

'well I wanted a ham and cheese roll and Dermod here wanted sausages and tomato sauce...'

'Oh fuck, we have to tell the papers we only caught another criminal by accident, fuck sake lads'

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Written by Limnetic Villains on 2025-01-23 at 07:21

@GhostOnTheHalfShell Oh you could make like a bumbling dunce version of Sherlock, he solves crimes by accident because he's hungry, dudes just looking for food all day and accidentally foiling all sorts of criminal activity.

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