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Written by Friend Computer on 2025-01-18 at 20:29

! MISSION ALERT !

Attention Troubleshooter:

Report to briefing room CRS-4533/gamma immediately!

Purpose Of Mission: CLASSIFIED!

Nature of Mission: CLASSIFIED!

Estimated Time Required: CLASSIFIED!

Briefing Officer: CLASSIFIED!

This assignment will be very safe and lots of fun. Your next of kin have been notified.

[#]ttrpg #rpg #alert #game

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Written by Killa Koala on 2025-01-18 at 21:20

@Computer Sorry Computer, I went to briefing room CRS-4533/beta by mistake. May I have my CLASSIFIED foot reattached before proceeding?

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Written by Friend Computer on 2025-01-19 at 01:24

@dshan

Your foot has been [CLASSIFIED], and moved to a secure location pending further research by R&D. We still have no idea how [CLASSIFIED] happened, or why.

In the mean time you are ahem RUNNING late for your briefing, Citizen Koala. You better HOP to it!

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Written by Marc Etienne on 2025-01-19 at 10:29

@Computer due to commie mutant terrorist attacks, all corridors leading to briefing room CRS-4533/gamma have collapsed. Briefing Officer [REDACTED] is nowhere to be found, and is suspected of treason.

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Written by Cal Alaera :SpoonsOutlined: on 2025-01-20 at 05:18

@fnordius @Computer According to latest INTSEC reports, while all the corridors have collapsed and rendered the briefing room inaccessible, the briefing room itself is mostly intact, so the order stands.

You are reminded that failing to report to your assigned briefing room is treason.

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Written by Marc Etienne on 2025-01-20 at 13:27

@Cal @Computer considering the fact that I am currently alone in CRS-4533/gamma…

…come and get me.

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Written by Cal Alaera :SpoonsOutlined: on 2025-01-20 at 15:23

@fnordius @Computer Thank you for the report, citizen! I will assemble a rescue detail forthwith.

Just as soon as you acquire and complete the standard SAVE-ME Emergency Rescue Request Form, we can be on our way! :)

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