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Written by Bryan Wright on 2025-01-18 at 01:03

Earlier tonight while washing my hands I felt a lump of something between my palms. It turned out to be a very wet, soapy, confused stinkbug who probably fell into my hand from the underside of the soap dispenser. I dried him off and set him beside the sink, where he's currently waggling his antennae and contemplating the very clean hand of fate. To my surprise, he didn't stink at me (too shocked?). Anyway, if you need someone to bathe your stinkbugs, apparently I'm your guy.

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Written by Loren, Senior Goose Director on 2025-01-18 at 01:09

@catselbow the cleanest stinkbug around!

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Written by Bryan Wright on 2025-01-18 at 01:22

@loren

We wash every stinkbug daily, and iron all the spiderwebs once a week.

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Written by Loren, Senior Goose Director on 2025-01-18 at 01:43

@catselbow gotta keep em clean!

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Written by Bryan Wright on 2025-01-18 at 01:47

@loren

If people would only wash their stinkbugs regularly they wouldn't stink.

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Written by Sabine on 2025-01-18 at 01:31

@catselbow 😂

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Written by OliviaBeck on 2025-01-18 at 04:30

@catselbow 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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