Ancestors

Written by Josh Simmons on 2025-01-17 at 18:07

"people might DIE if you pull a fire alarm due to PANIC" my brother in christ, it's true. every three months when we test the fire alarms we lose at least 4 employees to the pandemonium.

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Toot

Written by Josh Simmons on 2025-01-17 at 18:10

5 people died last time somebody microwaved their lunch at the wrong setting for half an hour after the smoke caused something akin to The Purge. you cant imagine what it was like

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Descendants

Written by Josh Simmons on 2025-01-17 at 18:12

apropos nothing

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