Oh no! The MAGAs are going to be hoarding all of the red dye no. 3 now that the evil government is trying to take it away from them!
That would be horrible if they snapped up and consumed all our favorite red candy and medicines! Horrible!
Unrelated, I heard the government is going to ban arsenic, too!
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@bennomatic I heard the nanny state libs are gonna make it illegal for real Americans to juggle chainsaws. What is this - Canada?
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