Ancestors

Toot

Written by God I Love Oranges on 2025-01-15 at 04:44

doing phrenology on your cookie orders

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Descendants

Written by God I Love Oranges on 2025-01-15 at 04:45

samoas and thin mints

you’re an indulgent and horny creature aren’t you

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Written by God I Love Oranges on 2025-01-15 at 04:46

thin mints and lemon ups

I think this qualifies as psychosis, but maybe you know something we don’t

please don’t eat them together that sounds revolting

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Written by God I Love Oranges on 2025-01-15 at 04:47

5 packages of just Tagalongs

are you okay

do you need to talk

Are you a colony of ants in a trench coat

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Written by God I Love Oranges on 2025-01-15 at 04:48

lemon ups and s’mores

sickeningly cute and sweet “roots for the underdog” type, huh?

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Written by God I Love Oranges on 2025-01-15 at 04:49

thin mints, samoas, Tagalongs, adventurefuls

oh you FUCK don’t you, my chocolate hoarding friend, if not physically then at whatever it is you do

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Written by Grim on 2025-01-15 at 05:11

@hammerhead hey! :( im just very particular about sweets.

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Written by God I Love Oranges on 2025-01-15 at 05:13

@renardroi it’s a great thing to be lol I love how almost all peanut butter pals are super invested

except people who buy a box of do-si-do’s almost always also get a box of trefoils??? old people cookies

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Written by Grim on 2025-01-15 at 05:21

@hammerhead if I had a box of trefoils in front of me i would not turn my nose up at it. the humble shortbread cookie! the simplicity! perfect pairing for a hot coffee or tea. however tagalongs i could eat a whole box without blinking.

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Written by God I Love Oranges on 2025-01-15 at 05:28

@renardroi I love a dang trefoil, we used a busted box, beaten to crumbs, as cheesecake crust and ohhh myyy gawddd

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Written by Grim on 2025-01-15 at 05:31

@hammerhead GENIUS ! i love that idea

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Written by vx. princess "size_t queen" grace :qvp: on 2025-01-15 at 04:48

@hammerhead why else would i be buying cookies online

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Written by God I Love Oranges on 2025-01-15 at 04:50

@BestGirlGrace that’s fair I guess but it leaves something out

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Written by vx. princess "size_t queen" grace :qvp: on 2025-01-15 at 04:50

@hammerhead i tried to add some smores, but the website didn't register them and i took it as a sign

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Written by God I Love Oranges on 2025-01-15 at 04:51

@BestGirlGrace oh nooooooo

it’s the last year for them, too

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Written by vx. princess "size_t queen" grace :qvp: on 2025-01-15 at 04:51

@hammerhead I'll have to see if I get lucky with the local girl scouts. hope springs eternal

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Written by God I Love Oranges on 2025-01-15 at 04:55

@BestGirlGrace looks like you’re in an LBB council so they’ll have them, and y’all’s season starts soon. Woohoo!

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