Ancestors

Written by Molly White on 2025-01-14 at 23:55

nothing is certain except death, taxes, and tech bros trying to reinvent something they spent 10 minutes learning about

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Toot

Written by phooky on 2025-01-15 at 00:35

@molly0xfff "Okay, so, you've all probably heard the phrase 'don't reinvent the wheel'. Well, we've spent three thousand years not reinventing the wheel! After all that time, I'm so proud to announce

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Descendants

Written by Molly White on 2025-01-15 at 00:53

@phooky "wait, come back, I haven't even gotten to the part about how it spies on you! also there's a monthly subscription fee"

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Written by phooky on 2025-01-15 at 00:55

@molly0xfff [notification pops up on your smartwatch to inform you that your Whiil is still two hundred turns short of your daily rotation goal]

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Written by Diane on 2025-01-15 at 00:58

@phooky @molly0xfff

I can't turns today, another whiil is out of air.

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