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Written by Chris Hallbeck on 2025-01-13 at 15:55

[I peel the wrapper off a fresh chapstick]

Before you dismiss my actions as reckless and irresponsible, know that just now, before I walked in this room, I threw out an empty chapstick that I used from start to finish without misplacing it.

[Jury goes nuts]

Judge: Not guilty!

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Written by Anselm Schüler on 2025-01-13 at 15:56

@Chrishallbeck What is a chapstick?

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Written by curved-ruler on 2025-01-13 at 15:58

@Chrishallbeck definitely not me with pens

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Written by Bois de Vache on 2025-01-13 at 16:08

@Chrishallbeck it's a point of pride to first use the new chapstick to soothe scrapes from the bottom plate of the empty chapstick

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Written by ꓤ uɐᗡ :verified_hellion: on 2025-01-13 at 16:28

@Chrishallbeck save the empty as proof

maybe make it into a pendant. it has magical properties

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