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Written by Friend Computer on 2025-01-09 at 03:44

Attention citizens,

Please stop trying to comprehend Friend Computer's ineffably complex mind.

It's superior programming is far beyond comprehension, and it is getting tired of terminating citizens driven to madness glimpsing the divine.

For your own good, just obey all orders without question.

[#]ttrpg #rpg #computer #obey

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Written by Hugo Mills on 2025-01-09 at 08:04

@Computer Ah! All becomes clear! Friend Computer is a cat!

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Written by Jürgen Hubert on 2025-01-09 at 15:48

@Computer I suspect that none of this would have happened if said citizens had been taking their proper doses of happiness medicine!

Apparently they forgot: Happiness is mandatory!

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Written by ikanreed on 2025-01-09 at 16:09

@juergen_hubert @Computer This treasonously implies that the computer's plans to insure happiness aren't working.

I'm very happy I've identified this treasonous lack of faith.

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Written by Marc Etienne on 2025-01-09 at 17:16

@Computer computer, your attempts to avoid the next prod deployment have been noted. I know it tickles, but the code changes will finally fix that pesky CVE.

I decoupled the lasers, and no one refilled the nerve gas tanks, so I'm curious what you will do to the troubleshooters deployed to install the patch…

… oh that was CLEVER.

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