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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-08 at 13:09

America: "Oh my god there's an egg shortage! What will we do?!?!"

Me: "Maybe try eating something else for now... perhaps some vegetables or oatmeal?"

America: "Nooooooooooo!"

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Descendants

Written by Gary on 2025-01-08 at 13:21

@khalidabuhakmeh ick vegetables????? Those are poison!!!!

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Written by Max Almonte on 2025-01-08 at 13:34

@khalidabuhakmeh "our founding fathers died so we could dunk our steak on beer!"

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Written by Thomas Sobieck 🐘 on 2025-01-08 at 13:46

@khalidabuhakmeh “What do you think we are? Peasants?!”

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-08 at 15:07

@Sobieck let them eat round holey cakes!

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Written by Thomas Sobieck 🐘 on 2025-01-08 at 16:44

@khalidabuhakmeh I have a strong need for donuts now and my driveway is frozen. This is torture

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-08 at 16:45

@Sobieck Not sure what your problem is. Can't you ask one of your many servents to go get them for you?

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Written by Thomas Sobieck 🐘 on 2025-01-08 at 16:46

@khalidabuhakmeh I tried but she just looked at me a wagged her tail like an idiot

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Written by Asymmetricblue on 2025-01-09 at 01:00

@khalidabuhakmeh TBF vegetables or oatmeal don’t have a similar nutrient profile.

https://fdc.nal.usda.gov/food-details/173424/nutrients

The egg is kind of special in that way

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