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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-21 at 14:23

Seen on @maartenballiauw #Windows laptop. Windows Azure Clock Copilot+ Office 365.

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-20 at 06:56

Who could have imagined the Village People would be the soundtrack to the apocalypse.

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-19 at 12:50

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-14 at 21:33

Not sure how FluentAssertions came to the $130/user price point.

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-14 at 19:12

1 in 3 GoFundMe campaigns are to cover U.S. medical bills.

https://time.com/5516037/gofundme-medical-bills-one-third-ceo/

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-14 at 13:26

My fridge tried to kill me. It banged up my elbow. NOT COOL!

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-13 at 20:44

Thinking of taking a baggy of white powdery creatine on a plane trip overseas. What could go wrong?

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-13 at 20:40

He's threatening to break my laptop unless I rub his butt #dogsofmastodon

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-13 at 17:49

I need a silicone spoon to eat yogurt. Something flexible enough to scrape a bowl.

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-13 at 16:14

I had to donate most of my jeans because they all turned into MC Hammer pants while I wasn't looking.

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-13 at 15:37

So sad to hear about Zuckerberg's passing.

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-13 at 14:52

Do yourself a favor on #macOS and remap the world's most useless key (Caps Lock) to Escape.

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-11 at 16:40

Tech CEOs pushing AI should put their money where their mouths are.

Build a mission-critical system with AI themselves (no outside help) and deploy it to their own production environment.

It's what they're selling, so they should be their own customers.

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-11 at 15:54

Anyone have a modded PS Vita with Retroarch? Scanning for ROMS is painfully slow. Is there a way to speed this up?

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-10 at 18:31

Old man pro-tip: You must recycle compact fluorescent bulbs since they likely contain mercury and could poison your community.

Home Depot and Lowes will take your old bulbs and recycle them for you. Also Batteries Plus.

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-09 at 18:10

My wife just touched me, and what I can only describe as "ZEUS-LEVELS" of static shock wrecked me.

I need to take the rest of the day off.

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-08 at 19:55

If you're a CleanShot X user, do yourself a favor and check the "Freeze screen when taking a screenshot". It makes capturing submenus and hover elements much more effortless. #macOS #productivity

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-08 at 19:18

I got a speed bag, and my poor wife...

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-08 at 19:00

[#]eggs

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Written by Khalid Pro Max⚡️ on 2025-01-08 at 13:09

America: "Oh my god there's an egg shortage! What will we do?!?!"

Me: "Maybe try eating something else for now... perhaps some vegetables or oatmeal?"

America: "Nooooooooooo!"

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