Ancestors

Toot

Written by Garrett Murray on 2024-12-31 at 01:05

As the year winds down, I realized that if I count my remaining time on this earth by our twice-yearly subscribe & save toilet paper deliveries, I’ve only got 90 more giant boxes of butt-wiping materials before I’m dead. Really makes you think.

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Descendants

Written by Mario Guzmán on 2024-12-31 at 01:06

@garrettmurray bidets are probably the best thing I have every bought.

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Written by Garrett Murray on 2024-12-31 at 01:09

@marioguzman But then how will I gauge my own mortality??

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Written by marc on 2024-12-31 at 17:56

@garrettmurray May as well spring for 3-ply.

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Written by Garrett Murray on 2024-12-31 at 23:06

@marc That feels like switching my remaining time to dog years or something—can I take the risk on that level of extravagance??

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Written by marc on 2025-01-09 at 19:47

@garrettmurray It’s still a step down from that one Merovingian quote from Matrix Reloaded. ;) Parles-tu le Français?

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