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Written by SkyNebula on 2024-12-23 at 13:27

The reason so many billionaires want to go to space is because guillotines need gravity to function.

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Written by Sean O 🎃✂️ on 2024-12-23 at 13:52

@skynebula Otoh, as Heinlein stated, you end up being very polite when an “accidental” suit puncture can kill you.

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Toot

Written by Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 on 2024-12-23 at 19:08

@Seanochicago @skynebula My first thought too, the Rich would hate life in Space because to survive you need teamwork and empathy.

I note Elon hasn't been up in one of his rockets and doesn't plan to, for he is a paranoid coward.

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Descendants

Written by Sean O 🎃✂️ on 2024-12-23 at 19:18

@Lazarou @skynebula My favorite “Billionaire in Space” story was Seveneves where the Neal DeGrasse Tyson character sent the Elon Musk character to go snag an ice comet, and the Elon Musk character did, but he dies of radiation poisoning. Boo effin hoo.

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Written by Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 on 2024-12-23 at 19:23

@Seanochicago @skynebula that sounds quite satisfying

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