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Written by SkyNebula on 2024-12-23 at 13:27

The reason so many billionaires want to go to space is because guillotines need gravity to function.

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Written by Sean O 🎃✂️ on 2024-12-23 at 13:52

@skynebula Otoh, as Heinlein stated, you end up being very polite when an “accidental” suit puncture can kill you.

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Written by Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 on 2024-12-23 at 19:08

@Seanochicago @skynebula My first thought too, the Rich would hate life in Space because to survive you need teamwork and empathy.

I note Elon hasn't been up in one of his rockets and doesn't plan to, for he is a paranoid coward.

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Written by Sean O 🎃✂️ on 2024-12-23 at 19:18

@Lazarou @skynebula My favorite “Billionaire in Space” story was Seveneves where the Neal DeGrasse Tyson character sent the Elon Musk character to go snag an ice comet, and the Elon Musk character did, but he dies of radiation poisoning. Boo effin hoo.

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Written by Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 on 2024-12-23 at 19:23

@Seanochicago @skynebula that sounds quite satisfying

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Written by Hachiko on 2024-12-23 at 15:28

@skynebula

I am willing and able to provide you with other designs of guillotines.

I'm thinking magnetic ones (not very practical though) but centrifugal force assisted seem doable etc...

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Written by Juho Mäntysalo on 2024-12-23 at 16:41

@skynebula

Well, guillotines, sure. But more likely they want to get to the one place till unsullied by capitalism.

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Written by xs4me2 on 2024-12-23 at 16:48

@skynebula

The time is near when people will not be taking it anymore. And politics should pick up that signal…

Change is needed or it will come and knock on your door in an inconvenient moment.

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