Republicans: "We're going to put all trans people in a wood chipper."
Democrats: "Please don't put trans people in a wood chipper."
Media: "The Democrats need to stop talking about culture war issues and focus on the economy."
[#]politics #USpol #LOLGOP #GOP #Democrats #democracy #LGBTQ
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@KFuentesGeorge ngl at this point I'd be pretty impressed if Democrats actually opposed the wood chipper
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@waitworry @KFuentesGeorge "I'm a wood chipper moderate centrist. While putting trans people into a wood chipper would be deplorable and an egregious act of wanton violence, we need to reach across the aisle and compromise on a faster speed setting and blade sharpness mandates so the experience isn't as painful." -- Dem 2026 platform
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Republicans: "We're going to put all trans people in a wood chipper."
Democrats: "We'll follow the law."
Democrats: "We lost the election when we spoke out too harshly about the wood chipper."
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Well, isn't criticizing the wood chipper just as bad as putting people in a wood chipper, if you really think about it?
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@KFuentesGeorge @quinsibell @waitworry you make a solid case. Clearly the only way forward is to just not think about it. Thinking just makes things more complicated than they need to be.
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@RebelGeek99 @KFuentesGeorge @quinsibell @waitworry This thinking business needs to stop. Hurts my head.
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@KFuentesGeorge democrats voting to put trans people and working people in the wood chipper anyways
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I mean, they DID ask politely. What more do you want from them?!?
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If the Democrats were even a fraction of what they pretended to be, we would be in a better place.
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@KFuentesGeorge Media: Trump says may not be able to lower grocery prices. But that is okay.
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@KFuentesGeorge "cultural issues" is code for moral issues, among which is democratizing economic wealth.
Democrats need to draw a line about moral issues and shine spotlights on Republicans lying and grifting on the wrong side of that line.
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@KFuentesGeorge Luigi Mangione: I'm going to put "health" "care" CEOs in a wood chipper.
Everyone: YES!
Democrats: No, you don't get it, that's wrong because...
Media: Luigi Mangione is dangerous! DON'T LIKE HIM!
Republicans: This time, and this time only, we must send more than thoughts and prayers!
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@KFuentesGeorge
political left people after trump got voted: "maybe we should talk about putting trans people in a wood chipper a little more"
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@KFuentesGeorge #Truth The media is worthless
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@KFuentesGeorge Please note that at no point do the Dems try to turn off the wood chipper.
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@KFuentesGeorge as a trans person I don't wanna be put in a wood chipper
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@EmpressKaede
Damn, look at you coming out with these extremist positions, I see.
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@KFuentesGeorge yes very
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@KFuentesGeorge
You have to admit, putting people in wood chippers is kinda rude.
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@KFuentesGeorge that's it in a nutshell
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@KFuentesGeorge This sounds like a classic situation where the media tries to dodge uncomfortable topics by hiding behind the "importance of the economy." Perhaps protecting basic human rights is the foundation of a stable economy?
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@KFuentesGeorge
The part that pisses me off the most is... TRANS RIGHTS ARE AN ECONOMIC ISSUE!!!
If someone can be fired for being trans, then it reduces the bargaining power of all workers.
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@KFuentesGeorge A joke that overestimates Democratsโฆ
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@KFuentesGeorge
This is funny, and yet I am too angry to laugh. ๐คฌ
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And then Democrats: "I guess there's nothing we can do but lend the GOP our wood chipper then."
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