Not sure why FB is showing me so many ads for luxury firewood. (“For unmatched comfort and warmth”.)
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@andrewabernathy Luxury firewood?
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@sanguish Their words, not mine.
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@andrewabernathy I did assume that. lol
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@sanguish @andrewabernathy Wait, like, the logs that go into a gas fireplace? The ones that don't actually burn?
Or luxury logs that....burn?
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@hollie @sanguish The latter.
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@andrewabernathy @sanguish But....that's so.....why would you.......
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There was a time when I was a child you could buy “fancy” fire logs. Some sort of glued together wood pulp that would have some nasty thing that would give you a green or blue or sparkly fire.
I could see those maybe being considered Luxury Logs… but also probably not environmentally safe anymore
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@sanguish @andrewabernathy Oh yeah, we had those when I was a kid. Duraflame I think? Probably terrible for the air.
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@hollie @andrewabernathy Duraflame logs still exist. But I think the fancy ones are gone (and rightly so)
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@sanguish @hollie I knew it wouldn't be long before they showed me the ad again. Omitting the company name because I don't wish to advertise them.
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@andrewabernathy @sanguish I notice they don't specify spider-free.
Edit: I can't type today
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@hollie @andrewabernathy only the most endangered species!
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